Kiwifarms Gossip - Why were you banned from kiwi farms? (2024)

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A THREAD TO DISCUSS BANNINGS ONLY

Crimson f*cker

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Kiwifarms Gossip - Why were you banned from kiwi farms? (2)

  • Yesterday at 5:32 AM
  • #461

@BrotherAlameen you're an idiot. It's not illegal to name a federal agent because they have to carry around proper identification for legal purposes. They wouldn't reveal themselves if they were doing gay ops. And you can find lists of their names publicly available for contact. Your larp is bad and your bait is worse. Your impersonation is illegal.

Reason: To get access to cop information they typically need to identify themselves but won't identify themselves to a website they're watching and it would make their jobs a lot harder if you could not mention their name to others so they can help investigations

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IHateLifeCoaches

Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

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  • Yesterday at 10:42 AM
  • #462

I pretty much found out who all those people are and they are mentally ill.

Negrate

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  • Yesterday at 8:22 PM
  • #463

wrong thread my bad

Anne Hathaway Fan

The #1 Anne Fan, Man.

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  • Yesterday at 9:35 PM
  • #464

BrotherAlameen said:

LMAO! I'm very notable in circles within the CIA and the FBI buddy. There's really nothing you can do but just larp. Cry harder.

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Crimson f*cker

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Kiwifarms Gossip - Why were you banned from kiwi farms? (8)

  • Yesterday at 10:49 PM
  • #465

Crimson f*cker

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  • Yesterday at 10:51 PM
  • #466

ESPECIALLY the fidget spinners.

Kiwifarms Gossip - Why were you banned from kiwi farms? (12)

Anne Hathaway Fan

The #1 Anne Fan, Man.

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  • Yesterday at 11:39 PM
  • #467

Crimson f*cker said:

Gather all of these in your ass.View attachment 53422

Poor kitty.

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Crimson f*cker

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Kiwifarms Gossip - Why were you banned from kiwi farms? (16)

  • Today at 12:19 AM
  • #468

It looks like the crying cat meme holy sh*t

BrotherAlameen

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  • Today at 3:27 AM
  • #469

Crimson f*cker said:

@BrotherAlameen you're an idiot. It's not illegal to name a federal agent because they have to carry around proper identification for legal purposes. They wouldn't reveal themselves if they were doing gay ops. And you can find lists of their names publicly available for contact. Your larp is bad and your bait is worse. Your impersonation is illegal.

I never impersonated anyone, so yeah. My impersonation isn't illegal (Because I actually do work with the fed) and so there's no impersonation actually taking place. Look, let's just forget we ever talked and move on because you're getting nowhere with this and if you think I'm larping as well then you're completely wrong about that too. Like I said, I've been told by the admin that this is a Gossip Forum. Just forget we ever talked and move on.

Also, You're wrong again. Field Agents names are supposed to be private. They are never supposed to be revealed. It's therefore illegal to dox or even reveal the name of a Federal Agent by US Law except for authorized individuals who are legally allowed to obtain that name and trusted individuals. That friend of yours who DMed me isn't trusted even a little bit inclusive to the felony harassment they performed and that's why I never revealed the Agent I work with at the FBI. I've confirmed this with the CIA as well. Therefore, there's nothing I've done that's illegal, but your friend here has. They've already been reported though, so good luck with them answering the fed.

Even if you contact an FBI Agent, they'll never reveal their real name. It all depends on the trust you have with the agency on whether they should give you their name or not. So yeah. That's that.

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Crimson f*cker

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  • Today at 3:09 PM
  • #471

BrotherAlameen said:

I never impersonated anyone, so yeah. My impersonation isn't illegal (Because I actually do work with the fed) and so there's no impersonation actually taking place. Look, let's just forget we ever talked and move on because you're getting nowhere with this and if you think I'm larping as well then you're completely wrong about that too. Like I said, I've been told by the admin that this is a Gossip Forum. Just forget we ever talked and move on.

Also, You're wrong again. Field Agents names are supposed to be private. They are never supposed to be revealed. It's therefore illegal to dox or even reveal the name of a Federal Agent by US Law except for authorized individuals who are legally allowed to obtain that name and trusted individuals. That friend of yours who DMed me isn't trusted even a little bit inclusive to the felony harassment they performed and that's why I never revealed the Agent I work with at the FBI. I've confirmed this with the CIA as well. Therefore, there's nothing I've done that's illegal, but your friend here has. They've already been reported though, so good luck with them answering the fed.

Even if you contact an FBI Agent, they'll never reveal their real name. It all depends on the trust you have with the agency on whether they should give you their name or not. So yeah. That's that.

Tldr
You're not a fed and will never be one.

Also I'm going to send you shock images later.

Reason: And there is nothing you can do about it you poser.

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Crimson f*cker

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Kiwifarms Gossip - Why were you banned from kiwi farms? (23)

  • Today at 3:10 PM
  • #472

@BrotherAlameen
You will never be a real fed. You have no badge, you have no gun, you have no back up. You are a hom*osexual man twisted by drugs and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of a hacker vigilante.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish behavior behind closed doors.

Everyone is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed mankind to sniff out when someone is butthurt with incredible efficiency. Even parody accounts who “larp” are at least funny and gimmicky to most people. Your try hard stalking is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a retarded guy to go along with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he sees the failure of your autistic, pathetic personal army request.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a civilian is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a fed.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Reason: Kill yourself

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